Squeeze cum out of a rock

Shake Weight for women Shake Weight for men Sus, spotul TV original pentru Shake Weight care ma lasa intotdeauna puzzled as to who is the marketing “genius” to have come up with this?!?! Mai jos, the new revolutionary way to work your handjob muscles specifically for women because they don’t have penises of their own… [...]

Sarcasm. The bastard child of irony

Daca am invatat macar lucru de la dl.Carlan de la FCRP, acela a fost sa nu plagiez. Prin urmare, blogul si-a schimbat recent numele (singur, eu nu am avut nici o legatura cu asta ^^) din “A bite of life” in “I eat sarcasm for breakfast”, dupa ce am descoperit ca exista deja un blog [...]

Cum sa cuceresti inima oricui…

Iesind azi la o plimbare mahmura prin parc cu o prietena, i got to thinking on matters of the heart. Am ajuns la urmatoarea concluzie si solutie inedita. Domnii care incearca sa agate femeile de pe strada din comfortul mult veneratei lor masini, pe langa faptul ca sunt niste imbecili, prefigureaza in mintea lor trista [...]

Skeet Skeet Skeet

Ascultand zilele trecute melodia “Get low” de la Ying Yang Twins and, of course, Lil’ Jon si ignorand the “To the window, to the wall, Till the sweat drop down my balls” part (asupra careia Chris Rock ne-a atras atentia so graciously), am fost pur si simplu puzzled de “Skeet Skeet Skeet”, al doilea laitmotiv [...]

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